It Doesnt Matter To Me

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I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions 
club Friday
     F                 G
My support of sport is thought of 
highly
      C                         Am
I'm a Class 6 clerk in the P.   C.D.
    F                        
And who the hell is Ayatollah 
 G
Khomeni?                - 
alternatively (Osama Bin Laden)

(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV

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Well I never look further than my 
own back door
       F                  G
Except when wrapped up in my 
Commodore                - 
alternatively (checking the cricket 
score)
      C                  Am
I was reading Nostradamus or 1984
      F                       G
(but) I ran out of Valium and then I
 got bored

(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV

C                                
Well I prune in June and I plant in 
Am
October
    F                           G
And I write to the council when a 
sign gets knocked over
  C                               
I always say that channel 10 news is
Am
 best
    F                           
Especially when the weather girl 
       G
wears a low cut dress

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(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV


[Saxaphone solo)
C   Am   F   G    repeat 5 times
G
Sheep, Sheep,

C   Am   F   G    repeat 2 times
G
Sheep, Sheep


(an additoinal verse from the Caught
 In The Act version)
C                           
Well I lost a bit of money on 
  Am
Newganhand
   F                         G
To be quite frank i bought a piece 
land
    C                            
The cops dug it up it really was a 
Am
drag
  F                               
A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of
G
 scag

(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV


[Saxaphone solo)
C   Am   F   G    repeat 5 times
G
Sheep Shit !

C                                 
Well, my wife ran of to a Women's 
Am
Shelter
    F                            
She didn't understand me or why I 
        G
had to belt her
   C                               
My Daughter carries candles for the
          Am
 festival of light             - 
alternatively (for Mary Whitehouse)
    F                              
The fridge is full of beer and I'm 
G
all right

(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV

C                       Am
My son's gone of to the Eastern war 
                     - alternatively
 (Afgan War, Third World War)
    F                              
And Killen wrote a letter 
       G
explaining what for            - 
alternatively (Howard, someone !)
C                                 
It's the very first job the boy's 
    Am
ever held
F                                 
He'll learn a good trade while he 
         G
sees the world

(And)
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C          G            Am
It doesn't matter to me
C    G            Am           
I'll sit home and watch you all
F      C    G          C
 on      my colour  TV

C                   Am
I'm watching colour TV
C                 Am
Thanking God it's not me
C     Am        F
OPEC, Exxon and ITT                 
                - alternatively 
Telstra, Ergon, GFC
C                G         C
Presenting World War Three (darh, 
narh na !)