Stewie

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[Verse 1]
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Ward 8 at the QE, somewhere down Woodville
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Smokey grey Thursday, take out your sword
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Stewie was born, there was blood on the sheets
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Doctor was drunk and the sister was bored


[Verse 2]
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Home was a weatherboard housing trust unit
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A low cyclone fence with a sparse gravel drive
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Dad was a truckie from Adelaide to Melbourne
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Two trips a week just to keep them alive


[Verse 3]
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First sentence for Stewie was going to school
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In prison grey trousers he walked in the yard
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His Mum shed a tear at his vaselined pushback
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Clutching a ruler his name on a card


[Chorus]
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Step forward Stewart Bedson the headmaster said
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It seemed like Stewie was always in strife
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Step forward Stewart Bedson the magistrate said
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This time 10 years, next time life

(Flute)
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[Verse 4]
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Grades 1-7 passed pretty quickly
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Detention and caning and one million lines
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Stewie could write just enough to get by
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Stewie could read all the shoplifting signs


[Verse 5]
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There was a bond for a biro, a fine for some fags
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Another kids bike leading up to a car
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Photographs, fingerprints and juvenile courthouse
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A year in McNallies for going too far


[Chorus]
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Step forward Stewart Bedson the magistrate said
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Over pine panelled wood leant the face of the law
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We think you're a threat to property and justice
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3 years up the creek while we make sure


[Verse 6]
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Robbery and violence and retaliation
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For beatings and bashings at the hands of the screws
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Time in and time out time and again
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Is this what they mean by paying your dues


[Verse 7]
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Some people have plenty while others have none
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For the same working week seen year after year
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Worked over by coppers for tipping the scales
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Life wasn't meant to be easy


[Chorus]
     Dm              Am         G          Am
Step forward Stewart Bedson the magistrate said
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Over pine panelled wood leant the face of the law
   Dm             Am        G            Am
We think you're a threat to property and justice
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3 years up the creek while we make sure


[Verse 8]
Am                G
Ward 8 at the QE, somewhere down Woodville
Am                    Em
Smokey grey Thursday, take out your sword
Am                         C
Stewie was born, there was blood on the sheets
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the doctor was drunk and the sister was bored