G                Dm
In Düsseldorf I met a clown
       F          C
His nose, it was red
       G                     Dm
In Gelterkinden I forgot to frown
         F        C
Then remembered again
    G                Dm
In Paris I saw a big fish
           F           C
Swimming slow in the Seine
     G                      Dm
It made me hopeful that someday our water
          F          C
Would be breathable again

       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh
       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh

[Verse 2]
       G                          Dm
In Frankfurt I heard eins zwei drei
           F                       C
Counting cookies and no one was shot
       G                      Dm
In Berlin stopped by the Polizei
           F                       C
For drunk driving and everyone smiled
       G                      Dm
In Prague I knew I'd been a witch
       F                       C
Burnt alive, a pyre of Soviet kitsch
    G                      Dm
It made me miss my Moscow muttdom
    F                         C
It made me miss my New York nothing

       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh
       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh

[Verse 3]
Em             Am
In Montpelier I stayed in a chateau
Dm                              C
A boy climbed into my bed and he knew no boundaries
  Em           Am
In Amsterdam I got quite crazy
Dm
It might have been all the tulips and canals
       C
Or it might have been all that hash, and in
Em     Am              Dm         C
Barcelona, buenos dias, chocolato, le Picasso
Em              Am
And in Brussels, clean-cut hostel
        Dm                      C
And in London, me and the French existentialists

       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh
       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh

[Verse 4]
    G                 Dm            F          C
In Corsica I floated away, all the way to Marseilles
    G                         Dm                 F            C
I should have held an after party for all the thoughts I didn't say
    G                  Dm
In Düsseldorf I met a dwarf
      F                           C
With bad breath and a really good tan
     G                Dm
In Gelterkinden I remembered how to laugh
        F           C
And I never ever forgot it again

       C         F
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh
       C         Dm
Eh eh eh, Eh eh eh