The Worst Joke Ever

Fmaj7


[Verse 1]
    Am                             
You see there's this cat burglar 
        Em
who can't see in the dark
   Am                             
He lays his bets on 8 more lives, 
Em
walks into a bar
 Am                  Em
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his 
knife
       F                           
Says, "I don't know what I've done,
        Em
 but it doesn't feel right!
Am                                 
Some things don't hold up over the 
Em                    Am  Em
course of a lifetime, oh
Am                                
When's the first time you heard 
        Em
that one, 1954?
F                      Em
Get to the punch line, fall to the 
floor


[Chorus]
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G                         Dm
Give me a minute and I'll tell you 
the setup
        Cm          Bb     F
For the worst joke ever, I never
G                               
I'll tell you my version of the 
Dm
greatest life story
Cm           Bb  F
Don't bore me


[Verse 2]
Am                 Em
Now I am floating, I feel released
    Am                             
The moorings have been dropped the 
Em
weights unleashed
Am                         Em    
Everything is crystalline, simple
           F  Em
 and free, oh
    Am
The crime of good men who can't 
wrestle with change
       Em            Am      
Or are too afraid to face this 
            Em
life's misjudged unknowns
Am                         Em
You're not hurting anybody else's 
chances
F                           Em
But you're disfiguring your own


[Chorus]
G                         Dm
Give me a minute and I'll tell you 
the setup
        Cm          Bb     F
For the worst joke ever, I never
G                               
I'll tell you my version of the 
Dm
greatest life story
Cm           Bb  F
Don't bore me, I never
G                         Dm     
Give me a minute and I'll tell 
             Cm  Bb  F
you the setup, oh
G                                 
You see there's this feeling that 
     Dm               Cm  Bb  F
I've heard this one before