The Worst Joke Ever

Fmaj7


[Verse 1]
    Am                                     Em
You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark
   Am                             Em
He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar
 Am                  Em
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife
       F                                   Em
Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!
Am                                 Em                    Am  Em
Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime, oh
Am                                        Em
When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
F                      Em
Get to the punch line, fall to the floor


[Chorus]
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G                         Dm
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
        Cm          Bb     F
For the worst joke ever, I never
G                               Dm
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Cm           Bb  F
Don't bore me


[Verse 2]
Am                 Em
Now I am floating, I feel released
    Am                             Em
The moorings have been dropped the weights unleashed
Am                         Em               F  Em
Everything is crystalline, simple and free, oh
    Am
The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
       Em            Am                  Em
Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
Am                         Em
You're not hurting anybody else's chances
F                           Em
But you're disfiguring your own


[Chorus]
G                         Dm
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
        Cm          Bb     F
For the worst joke ever, I never
G                               Dm
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Cm           Bb  F
Don't bore me, I never
G                         Dm                  Cm  Bb  F
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup, oh
G                                      Dm               Cm  Bb  F
You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before