Eb Ab Eb
   Hi!  It's okay
Ab
 Look over the fence
Eb
 There's things over there
Ab      Eb
 That I know you don't know about yet
Ab
  Listen


[Verse 1]
Eb                           Ab                              Eb              Ab
  I'm so defensive there are things over there that I do not know about, yeah
Eb                       Ab                               Eb                               Ab
  I'm so defensive I get caught up in the modern day, the fishing net that's pulling at my feet
Eb                       Ab
  I'm so defensive I got bongos
                         Eb                                     Ab
Thumping in my chest and something tells me they don't beat for me
Eb                       Ab                              Eb                            Ab
  I'm so defensive I got egg shells on my doorstep and I don't give second chances easily


[Chorus]
      Eb                     Ab
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
         Eb                     Ab
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
        Eb                       Ab
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
     Eb            Ab
Than me and you and me and me

[Verse 2]
Eb                       Ab
  I'm so defensive I got boobies on my booty
      Eb
I got feelings in my feelings
      Ab
I got violets on my violence, yeah
Eb                       Ab
  I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire
      Eb
I got whiskey in my shower
       Ab
Got my dancing feet on fleek


[Chorus]
      Eb                     Ab
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
         Eb                     Ab
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
        Eb                       Ab
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
     Eb            Ab
Than me and you and me and me


[Post-Chorus]
Eb                          Ab
  I'm so defensive I've got eggshells around me
Eb                          Ab
  I love romance, but I got eggshells around me
Eb                           Ab
  I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me
      Eb                                    Ab
Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em
N.C.
Don't step on me!


[Bridge]
Eb                                       Ab
Bo Diddley bought his babe a diamond ring
    Eb                              Ab
And if that diamond ring don't shine
Eb                               Ab
He gonna take it to a private eye
    Eb
And if that private eye can't see
     Ab
He'd better not take the ring from me


[Chorus] (x4)
      Eb                     Ab
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
         Eb                     Ab
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
        Eb                       Ab
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
     Eb            Ab
Than me and you and me and me