alcoholic anthem

Nobody ask me what I do, what I do, what I do
Or what my teachers had to do, had to do, for me to leave school
I was the last to tie my shoes, but the first to go smuggling booze
And now I'm a stupid adult, with a guitar and and delusional youth

But when I shy away, from the pearly gates, I see them
And if I cry their names, I might as well just be dead
And when I die, get me, a casket full of cheap cans
So I can drink myself to death again

Nobody ask me what I do, what I do, do what I, I do
And yes I get my money to and through and from my momma's bedroom
And while you're laughing on a cruise, with your boo and all of your crew
I have the choice of university, but the catch is that I can't choose

But when I shy away, from the pearly gates, I see them
And if I cry their names, I'll try my best to breathe, without a hand
And when I die get me, a casket full of cheap cans
So I can drink myself to death, again and again

I'm just trying to make the best
And I don't know how to make it through

I'm just trying to make the best
Don't know how to make it through