[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G                      C     D
I don't know about our institutions
G                    C            D
the fairytales they taught us in class
G                    C           D
They never told the truth about anything
G                  C  D
that's just a fact
G                        C          D
No we'll never know the truth about Elvis
G                          C          D
You say he's living in Jim Morrison's flat
G                 C         D
Hiding away with Princess Diana
G                     C   D
just trying to relax

[Chorus 1]
     C              G                   C         Em
Tell me what should I really try to believe? Conspiracy
     C           G                 C             Em          G
Yeah tell me and I will try to believe your conspiracy, conspiracy

[Verse 2]
G            C        D
The intel inside The War Room
G                C              D
is hid behind a code we can't crack
G                   C             D
The secret bunkers down in Grand Central
    G                 C   D
are filled to the max
        G                                   C           D
And you say a hundred and seventy-six miles outside of Vegas
G                 C                D
Is where Stanley filmed that spacecraft
G                         C              D
That's where Tricky Dick faked the moon landing
     G                C  D
then had a nice laugh

[Chorus 2]
     C              G                   C         Em
Tell me what should I really try to believe? Conspiracy
     C           G                 C             Em          G
Yeah tell me and I will try to believe your conspiracy, conspiracy

[Bridge]
       Em             G               Am       G
In the hills, in the hills, in the Ellensburg Hills
Em                G
rumors of the paranormal
          Em             G            Am         G
There's a hole, there's a hole, Mel's bottomless hole
Em                      G
it must be some kind of portal

Em G Am G
Em, G
G

[Chorus 3]
     G                                 C     G
Tell me what should I really try to believe?
        C                    G
You say Elvis lives with The Lizard King?
               C                  Em
They're with Princess Di, tell me one more thing
           C                    G
Tupac and Kurt Cobain, do they live there too?
         C                     Em
Is Andy Kaufman still playing tricks on you?
          C               G
There are UFOs, Art Bell told you so
                  C                   Em
They crashed Northwest of here in New Mexico
           C                 G
Check the Baltic Sea, on the ocean floor
          C                   Em
Swear to secrecy and tell me just one more

[Outro]
     C      G
Conspiracy
     C      G
Conspiracy