Alien Curse Words

Bm                 A             
  Sometimes things happen to me 
    G             F#
that make me wanna curse
            Bm              A 
Like when I accidentally forget 
                  G
where I left my man purse
F#
Not that I have a man purse

Bm               A                
  But I would prefer not to offend
G                       F#
 fellow humans 'cause I am one
             Bm          
If there was only cursing 
          A                        
terminology that seemed appropriate
 G

            F#
In all situations

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  Bm                         A
I landed on a planet that we used to
 call Pluto
      G                          
These aliens attacked—I could've 
F#
sworn they known judo
  Bm                       A
I made it out alive with a gift to 
humanity
   G                    F#
To my surprise it was a satchel of 
profanity
Peep game
It was words like

[Rhett & Link:]
Dm
  Boomschkie (They said that.)
F#
  Snigglesnoorp
G
 Swaqqafuffle
Imzow
Zilkrek
Glepoosh
A
 Dartafus (So offensive.)

        Dm
Dubopshazinski (Wow.)
   F#
Frozen cherries (Mhm.)
G
 Flingpoot
Waflank
Derbragel
A
 Blarfelnoggle

[DeStorm:]
And then they had the nerve to say

[Rhett and Link:]
       Dm
Florplestompkin