Chicken Noodle Soup Bath

G Em D D

[Verse 1]
G
Sick as a dog
Bm
Sick as a cat
C                 D
Sick as a corrupt diplomat
G
Sicker than beats
Bm
Sicker than Dre
C                                 
Sicker than finding an extra 
  D
nugget on your lunch tray

[Chorus]
G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
    D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
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                            G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath

[Verse 2]
G
Sick as a dog
Bm
Sick as a cat
C                D
Sick as a Middle Ages rat
G
Sicker than you
Bm
Sicker than me
C                           D
Sicker than fruit from a salmonella 
tree
(Salmonella grows on trees)

[Chorus]
G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
     D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
                             G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath

[Solo]
(Play a mouth trumpet)
G Em D D

One more time

[Chorus]
         G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
     D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
                             G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath