Crush

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I've crushed cans, and I've crushed 
gravel,
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And I crushed Grandma's leg in the 
                C
door of a cadillac,

(She walked with a limp but she 
learned her lesson)


C
Now I'm crushing on you babe,
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Like the grainy innards of a 
                     G
store-bought Hacky Sack.

(You know how a Hacky Sack has that 
cshh cshhh in it)


           C                       
I drunk a beverage with crushed 
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ice, and it was nice,
But not nearly as nice as what one 
                     G
night with you might be like.


     F                          
I'd like to crush you, under the 
            C
weight of my loooooove,
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Brushing up against you is like, 
             G
touching an electric doooooove.


              C
I've crushed dirt clods with my 
boots,
     F
And boxes after I moved,
But what I wouldn't do for a 30 
                G
second convo with you.


     C
I'd show you my collection of civil 
war prosthetics,
     F
And tell you a secret and never 
regret it,
Like I've got a subdermal arm that 
                    G
the doctors can't explain.

(I think you might regret that)


     C                         
I'd take your hand and place it 
                F
mine, not the subdermal one but the 
one outside,
And then give you a manicure, and 
grab the other hand, and start the 
              G
process over again.


     F                          
I'd like to crush you, under the 
              C
weight of my loooooove,
         F                      
Brushing up against you is like, 
              G
touching an electric doooooove.
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I'd like to bulldoze the barriers 
              C
between your heart and miiiiiine,
            F                      
I'd like to backhoe a ditch but 
                   G
call the gas company ahead of time.


       F                           
And by call the gas company, I mean
      G
 call you (yeah),
            C
What's your number?