If Bubbles Were Bullets

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[Rhett & Link:]
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Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a 
song
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Now that we've been on this journey 
so long
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Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' 
away
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Has really made me think I've got 
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something to say


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[Lee:]
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   Hey baby
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, 
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too
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   Just wash your dishes, don't make
 me blue
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   Wash your dishes or rinse them
G/B                     G
 or just make an effort


[All:]
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow 
you away
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I'd pop the champagne and make a 
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clean get away
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw 
you a bath
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Tub farts as mega nukes would 
     G
deliver my wrath


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But if bubbles were bullets,
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If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you