If Bubbles Were Bullets

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[Rhett & Link:]
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Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song
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Now that we've been on this journey so long
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Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away
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Has really made me think I've got something to say


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[Lee:]
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   Hey baby
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   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too
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   Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue
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   Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort


[All:]
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If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away
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I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away
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If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath
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Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath


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But if bubbles were bullets,
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If that were really true
Then, babycakes
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I'd take a shot for you
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I'd take a shot for you
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I'd take a shot for you