Im On Vacation

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Everythings ok cause we’re on 
     Em
vacation
(we spent fourteen hours on that 
sandcastle!)
              G                 
Everything is great cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation                    G
(at least we’re not back at our job,
 which is at a ice cream sandwich 
factory)

   G
We need it, we want it,
   C
Vacation, we on it
Em
Surf, beach, Palm, Trees
D
Got, no, wor-,ries

G                       C        
Typically I ride a bike by 
               Em
myself, but I’m on vacation,
                       D
I’m going to ride with someone else,
 Yeah.
       G                     C
We rented a double bike, two men on 
a double bike
    Em                             
I’ve always wondered what a double 
D
bike ride feels like.

G  C       Em                   
       (I think there’s 
            D
something in my eye, but it’s ok 
because)
               G                
I’m still on vacation, I left my 
         C
fashion sense at home.
Em                                
    It’s time to get our airbrush 
D
T-shirts on!

    G                          C
I’m willing to pay anything he wants
 me to pay
             Em                
cause he can make our shirt say 
            D
anything I want it to say.
         G                  
Birthday girl, First cousin, 
     C
Buckwild, Dustin,
       Em                     
I love dolphins, teen mom, dog 
 D
person, Steve Jobs.
G C                   Em        
(uh, you got a little something 
              D
on your face) I know,

               G               
But it’s still ok, cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation,
Continúa después del anuncio
(I think he misspelled the word 
vacation, but that’s cool)
               G                
Everything is great cause I’m on 
    Em
vacation
(making ice cream sandwiches is not 
as fun as it sounds)

     G                         C
It’s cold up in here, and every ice 
cream sandwich has to be perfect
Em                           D (let 
ring)
    (that one’s upside down) 
(whoops)
   G                       C
On vacay, I spend cake, on figurines
 and keepsakes,
     G
this decorative plate, I’m a use 
that
     C
this sand dollar, I need that
     Em
This snow globe, I’m a use that
     D
this ink pen, did you see that?
G  C                 Em             
     C        D* (on chord change)
(I can’t see at all, but I’m still 
on vacation!)

            G                Em
I don’t eat fudge much in my daily 
routine
       C                         
but on vacation I judge fudge and 
   D
become a Fudge-feed
          G                    Em
I think I love fudge, I think I’m 
feeling queasy
             C                     
I think this fudge has been 
            D
drugged, who would do such a thing?
Me.

G                          Em
Turns out these ladies are really 
running this boutique as a
C                     D
front for an Identity theft ring, 
and now they’re
G                                 
Dragging our limp bodies straight 
   Em
up out of this lobby and into the
C                            
Back where they’re gonna steal 
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everything.

               G               
But it’s still ok, cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation,
(right now they’re applying for a 
car loan as us, good for them)
              G                 
Everything is great cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation
(our boss is very demanding, we only
            G
 get like a fifteen minute lunch 
break)
                     Em            
and all we get to eat, is ice cream
 C*             D*
 sandwiches.

   G                  Em
No cash, No Phone, no obvious way to
 get home,
     C                        D
It’s time to turn to the only skill 
that we can fall back on.
G                                 
Selling ice cream sandwiches at 
  Em
the corner of this street.
       C                       D
twelve dollars for a dozen, or 50 
cent a piece.
      G
Don’t question where we got the ice 
cream from,
     Em
just step right up and sample some.
C                    D
cookies, the nicest, Ice cream, the 
whitest.
G                                 
but I think what’s inside this is 
  Em
a mutated virus,
C                                
We might just have unleashed the 
D
zombie apocalypse.

[beat]

               G               
But it’s still ok, cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation,
              G                 
Everything is great cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation
(how did zombies get in here? This 
is a flashback scene!)
            G               
It is still ok, cause I’m on 
     Em
vacation,
(and why are they in this music 
video at all? This is so cliché.)
(Well technically these are time 
travelling zombies, which is 
slightly more original.)
              G                     
(stop)
Everything is great cause I’m on 
vacay-
(Boss: Hey! Hey! Stupid! And dummy! 
Your vacation was not approved!
and you’re both fired!)
"permanent vacation!"