My Belly Button

A
I can't believe we lived to be this 
old
F#m
And somehow we've never seen this 
hole
A
A little dip with a little bit of 
lint inside it
F#m
Underneath this cotton tee you've 
been hiding
A
It's time that we unwrapped this 
gift
F#m
Let's bring back the male midriff

[Chorus]

A
It's my belly button, my belly belly
 button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, 
cause my belly belly button's really
 really something
D
Something I want to show to you

[Verse 2]

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          A
You should call me a seal, cause I'm
 going full naval
I'll be dazzled,I made a nugget dip 
taste it
F#m
Hold up, fill the hole up, with 
molten gold
Molten gold nugget for my charm 
bracelet
A
Potting soil, random seeds
                           F#m
Douglas fir, sapling maple tree
These are gonna get massive, and 
absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
A
The fact is, we're helping the 
planet's health
Wait, we carbon offset ourselves!
           A
So, we can cruise around in big SUV
F#m
And these trees allow us to ride 
separately
D
Let's continue this conversation
   A
On our inefficient gas-powered 
phones

[Talking Part:]
A
Hey, I've got this business idea to 
drive our vehicles door to door 
selling my new invention:
It's a fully functional 
"Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal 
plant, exclusively for children.

[Chorus x2]

A
It's my belly button, my belly belly
 button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, 
cause my belly belly button's really
 really something
D
Something I want to show to you
A
It's my belly button, my belly belly
 button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, 
cause my belly belly button's really
 really something
D
Something I want to show to you

[Otro]
[Matt] Uh, are those--
[Link] Belly button trees, yeah
[Link] *points at Matt's belly*