New Years Resolution Song

Intro: F Bb F Bb x2

F
Working out, losing weight
Bb
Maybe using tanning spray
F                           Bb
Becoming more attractive in general
F
Reading more, watching less
Bb
Learning all the rules for chess
F                            Bb
Becoming somewhat smarter in general
F
Eating fish, not fingernails
Bb
Volunteer to save the whales
F                        Bb
Becoming a better guy in general
F
Saving more, spending less
Bb
Yes I will wax my chest
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F                    Bb
Dating more girls in general

             C        Bb           
But not this year. No this year is 
F
different
                     C           
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a 
    Bb          F
gazelle from a deer
      C                    Bb
After all these failed resolutions
   F                    C
My future is clear, the future is 
near

        F             A
Just forget those resolutions you
Bb                C
Know that you are never gonna do
     F               A
And adopt a more realistical view
       Bb                         
By committing to things that come 
C
easily to you
     F                A            
Like eat at least one value meal a 
Bb    C
week
   F               A          
Or put the correct shoes on the 
          Bb    C
correct feet
     Bb                   
just raise the bar to walk 
 C                 F
effortlessly underneath

F Bb F Bb x2

     F                    A
Just face the fact you've always 
thought
      Bb          C
Those resolutions don't mean squat
    F              A
And settle in to a comfortable spot
  Bb                       C
Embrace all the things you know you 
are not
F                    A       
Hit the snooze, roll over, then 
     Bb    C
repeat
F                    A           
Make large purchases then lose 
    Bb      C
the receipts
     Bb                   
Just raise the bar to walk 
 C                 F
effortlessly underneath