Nilla Wafer Tophat Time

     Em        Bm        G         A         Em*(chugging)
E|----7---------2---------3-------
B|----8---------3---------3-------
G|----9---------4---------4-------
D|----9---------4---------5-------
A|----7---------2---------5-------
E|----7---------2---------3-------

E|--5---------0----| 
B|--5---------0----| 
G|--6---------0----| 
D|--7---------2----| 
A|--7---------2----| 
E|--5---------0----| 

Em        Bm       G          A
There's a time, of which none speak
xRepeat
A secret time lost in the briny deep

Em* (chugging top strings)
You know all about:
Em*                  G           
Half time, big time, break time, 
            A
lunch time, dinner dinner time,
Em*                  G           
Tee time, free time, me time, the
            A
 time, you'd undo if you could 
travel in time.
Em*                    G         
Space time, face time, hard time,
             A
 hammertime, in the meantime, miller
 time.
Em*                  G           
Daytime, snack time, nap time, 
          A
night time, bath time, bed time, 
business time.

(no chord)
But don't forget about
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time
Continues after the ad
         A
It's the time you wear a hat made 
out of Nilla wafers
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time
         A
It's the best time in the history of
 man kind.

Em*(knuckle tap x2)  G           A
One day, there was a knock at my 
door,
Em*                     G    
A mysterious drifter was on the 
       A
other side
Em*                               
In his hands, was a box, and on 
  G
his lips, were the words:
A
"Listen closely, I don't have much 
time."

Em*(hard strumming)                 
  G
Then he reached in the box and 
pulled out
             A
a Nilla wafer top hat, from inside.
Em*                        G
He said "wear it, when its time"
             A
and I said, "what time?" and then he
 died.

(no chord)
Later I realised he was talking 
about:
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time
         A
It's the time you wear a hat made 
out of Nilla wafers
Em                  G
Nilla wafer top hat time
         A
It's the best time in the history of
 man kind.

Em* (chugging as it builds up, and 
then hold)
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time