Robot Girlfriend

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I've never had too much luck 
    Bb
with females
 F                  A7         Dm
I'm not confident unless I'm 
    C   Bb
writing an email
 Gm                   C
But my life would be so sublime
 Gm                   C
If I bought a robot girl online

I'd never hear her silicon mouth 
complaining
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about my dry scalp or my excessive 
gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her 
Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!

(Chorus):
           F  A7      Dm   C   
My robot girl--------- friend... the
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 best relationship I'd ever be in

(Verse 2):

She's got a grip stronger than an 
ape
And she can calculate a tip to the 
twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy 
weather
We can still play solitaire together

Meeting her folks would be no real 
cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly 
Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she 
might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe
 her memory