Roller Unity

F                        Dm
How did we get ourselves into this 
situation
Gm                        
Bitterly divided over wheel 
  C
orientation

[Verse 1]
F
You look like you stepped into glue 
And then stepped on some toddler's 
skateboards
Dm
But at least you're not a toddler 
'Cause they annoy me a lot more
    Gm
And you look like a rejected extra 
From that movie Battlefield Earth
       C
But at least you're not a 
Scientologist 'Cause man, they are 
the worst, Yeah

[Bridge 1]
Gm
Sure there are some differences 
between you and me - You're not as 
cool as me
        C
But we share something that makes us
 unique

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[Chorus]
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better
               Dm               
Why judge each other When we can 
                 C
judge everybody else together?
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll
             Dm            C
And everyone else Is a butthole
People without wheels are buttholes
F


[Verse 2]
F
We shouldn't waste our lives Living 
as roller discriminators
Dm
When I think we can both agree that 
we absolutely hate ice skaters
Gm
Look at them with their frilly 
clothes and their skates that will 
not roll
          C
We should herd them into ice skating
 camps and never let them go

[Bridge 2]
Gm
Sure, compared to me you are 
inferior
    C
But compared to the rest of the 
world we are superior

[Chorus]

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better
               Dm               
Why judge each other When we can 
                 C
judge everybody else together?
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll
             Dm             C
And everyone else Is a butthole
People without wheels are buttholes
F

F                                 
People without wheels are 
  D
buttholes