The Aliens Curse Words Song

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Verse 1:
B5               A5
Sometimes things happen to me
     G5            F#5
that make me wanna curse
            B5               A5
like when I accidentally forget
                G5
where I left my man purse
F#5
not that I have a man purse
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B5              A5
But I would prefer not to offend
G5                    F#5
fellow humans cause I am one
             B5          
If there was only cursing 
          A5
terminology
                        G5    
that seemed appropriate in all 
        F#5
situations

-Hey guys, guess what?

-What?


Verse 2:


Yo,
  B5                         A5
I landed on a planet that we used to
 call Pluto
      G5                       F#5
these aliens attacked I coulda sworn
 they known judo
  B5                       A5
I made it out alive with a gift to 
humanity
G5                        F#5
  to my surprise it was a satchel of
 profanity

-Peep game, It was words like


Chorus:

D
Boomshkie  -They said that
F#
Snigglesnoorp
G
Swaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, 
Glepoosh
A
Dartafus    -So offensive
D
Dubopshazinski -Wow
F#
Frozen cherries
G
Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel
A
Blarfelnoggle  -And then they had 
the nerve to say
D
Florplestompkin