The Alka-Seltzer Great American Road Trip

    G
The road rolls out in front of me
       B
Like a red carpet made of black asphalt
    C
The cup holders filled to the rim
         G                       D
With two sixty ounce drinks that we just bought
     G
With pride and resort we carry out one task
          B
That's to get our grub on all across this land
    C
Our sense of smell is like a gps
        G                           D
And our taste buds are tuned like a baby thrand
    Am
The hazards of our quest are many
        D
But, we got a hunch that we'll be ready
    G                    B
For food drinks and good times
    C                          G        D
Two guys with an eye for pork rinds and bean dip
     G                     B
Cuz, who doesnt like pork rinds
         C                  G        D    G
It's the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip