The Break Up Song

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   It's not you, it's me
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And me don't like you
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It's not you, it's I and
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I'm breaking up with you

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   You swore up and down the wall
That Twilight's the best trilogy of 
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all
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Somehow you got me to agree
to dress up like Edward for 
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Halloween
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And now that I'm coming clean
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First off, Twilight's a quadrillogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn't 
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worthy
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Of removing,
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A wookie's dingleberries

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(Chewbacca impressions)

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It's not me, it's you
(Yeah, the more I think about it) 
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It's definitely you
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But it might be me
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Cause me decided to date you

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When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with
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 a face
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Then for the next eighteen months
I ate sausage made from rice and 
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walnuts (that's not sausage)
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But now that we're parting ways
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Newsflash, fish have a face!
And unless it's in a newton, he 
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doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating a 
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rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, 
inside a chicken, inside a turkey, 
inside a deer, inside
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef
 gravy)

(That's disgusting. And also 
impossible)

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It's you, it's you (no doubt about 
it)
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It was always totally you
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Now it's up to me
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And me is now dumping you