The Instagram Song

A  5-7-7-6-5-5
D  x-5-7-7-7-x  or
D  x-5-7-7-7-5
G  3-5-5-4-3-3


Verse 1:

One, two, three...
        D           G
Is that dandruff or parmesan?
D                G
Your guess is as good as mine
          D            G           A
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
          D              G
Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset?
D             G
I'm not quite willing to bet
          D            G           A
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram



Bridge:

    G                            D
And even though I know you can't do 
it -It's just not a capability of 
the platform
G
that doesn't stop me
     A  Stop
from trying to zoom it



Chorus:

       D
No you can't zoom in
     G
when Instagram'n
     A
your reverse pinchin'
         D
won't do nothing -What do you think 
this is, Facebook?
       D
Except in the end
         G
when you accidently
       D
end up double clickin'
    G
and likin'...

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G
Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian 
bikini photo -You gonna get fired
G
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's
 workout pics -You gonna get beat up
G
A clydesdale relieving himself



Verse 2:

          D          G
Is that a Frito or a fingernail
     D            G
Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel?
         D            G
Is that a booger or a nose ring
   A  Stop
an evil space monkey -or just a 
monkey?
        D                      
Is that salad in her teeth or a 
 G
diastema
          D                 
Is that a sharpei or just my 
 G
grandma?
          D                G
is that a brown bear or my dad's 
back
  A  Stop
a bent arm -or a butt crack?


Bridge:

    G                            D
And even though I know you can't do 
it

Well technically you can override it
 in your accessibility settings
G
that doesn't stop me
     A  Stop
from trying to zoom it


Chorus:

       D
No you can't zoom in
     G
when Instagram'n
     A
your reverse pinchin'
         D
won't do nothin' -What do you think 
this is any other photo app?
       D
Except in the end
         G
when you accidently
       A  Stop
end up double clickin'
    G
and likin'...

G
Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally 
sexist inspirational text post 
-That's bad
G
Your gym teachers homemade smoked 
sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" 
,hashtag "sausage"
G
Inappropriate
G                               Stop
Another clydesdale relieving himself

-What's your deal with clydesdales?



Outro:
 D
I can't get big on Instagram (can't 
zoom in)
          G
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
  A
I can't get big on Instagram (on 
Instagram)
          D
cause you can't Zoom in on my 
Instagram pics
  D
I can't get big on Instagram
          G
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics
  A
I can't get big on Instagram
          D
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics
  D
I can't get big on Instagram
          G
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics
  A
I can't get big on Instagram
          D
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
  D
I can't get big on Instagram
          G
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics
  A   Stop
I can't get big on Instagram
          D  Stop
cause you can't zoom in on my 
Instagram pics