Gm
   We're here together, in these apocalyptic lands,
         Cm
   being chased by a biker gang, whose got flamethrowers for hands.
Gm
   But we won't let that stop us, from enjoying a Thanksgiving feast, no,
Cm
   even though everyone we know, is deceased.


[Chorus]
         Gm
We got a turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.
  Cm
A turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.
       Gm
Has anybody seen our friend Stan? He was playing guitar and he had gloves on.
      Cm
Got a turkey in a trash can...


[Bridge]
         Gm                                                         Cm
And I'll bet we'll be singing this song, sixty minutes from now.


[Chorus 2]
               Gm
We still got a turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can
  Cm
A turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.
   Gm
We can't locate a woman, preferably we'd find two.
         Cm                                           Gm
We got a turkey in a trash can, now lets get it out.