Hypothetically Speaking

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[Verse 1]
               C             F C
Hypothetically speaking
                  G     C G
If one is feeling pain
                      Am      C Am
If one’s experiencing turmoil
                F      G F
If one is going insane
                  C     F C
Is one capable of making
                    G   C G
Big decisions about life
                 Am    C Am
I’m asking for a friend
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                  C     C F
He’s asking for a wife

[Verse 2]
               C         F C
Hypothetically speaking
                          G     C G
If you think you’re going mad
                   Am    C Am
You’re vacillating wildly
                      F    G F
Between delirious and sad
His eyes are rolling ‘round their 
C           F C
sockets
                         G       C G
His legs are too weak to stand
                 Am    C Am
I’m asking for a friend
                     C      F C
He’s asking for your hand

[Bridge]
     F             G
They say there’s a thin line
        C                   Am
Between love and wanting to die
       F           G
As you may have surmised
                     F            
The one who wants to marry you is 
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I