A               Bm
You call me up in the mornings
D                       E
We’ll stay on the phone until dawning
A               D       E       A
You tell me secrets I actually keep
A               Bm
You call me up around noon and
D                       E
Bring me all the good gossip
A               D               E
You hold my head when I throw up
A
I hold your hand when you weep

Bridge
        D
And we talk about friends
E
And we talk about records
D
Talk about life
E
And we’ll talk about death
D
And we dance in the living room
E                               D
Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
E                       D
Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
                E
No men ever really dance like this

Chorus

A                       D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A                       D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A                       D          E                  
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too 
A                D     E
  (that you were too)

A                       D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A                       D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

A                            D             E                  
Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with 
A           D    E
you

Verse 2

A                       Bm
You call me up in the evenings
D                       E
And tell me what they did this time
A               D         E            A
No matter what, I’m by your side
A                               Bm
When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store
A                       E
We even like the same movies
A              D        E                          A
No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!


D
And you laugh at my jokes
E
And I laugh at your jokes
D                       E
And I even like the birthday presents you get me
D
And we dance in the living room
E
Dance on the sidewalks
D
Dance in the movies
E
Dance at the festivals
D
Let’s dance, dance
        E
No men ever really dance like this


Chorus


A       D       E
Why don’t, why don’t I fall?
A       D       E
Why don’t, why don’t I fall?
A          D       E                
Why don’t I just fall in love with 
A        D   E
you?