I Aint Goin Nowhere

INTRO: A

A
I never go nowhere man, I never go 
nowhere
D                                
Traffic's bad out there man, I'm 
A
savin' wear and tear
  E                        A
I like conditioned air man I never 
go nowhere

     A
I go upstairs, downstairs, backyard,
 lawn chairs
A
Livin' room, bathroom, bedroom, 
furnace room
D
Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, 
washer/dryer
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Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video
E
Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, 
mah jongg
A
Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial,
 order in

A
I ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't 
goin' nowhere
     D                        A
It's dangerous out there man, mighta
 been a big bomb scare
E                                 
Hard to get off of this easy 
  A
chair, I ain't goin' nowhere

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     A
I go online, dsl, Amazon, buy and 
sell
A
Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today
D
plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt 
Drudge
A
J. Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
E
JPEG, e-mail, pop-up she-male
A
Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam, I
 think it's ma'am

A
I ain't goin' nowhere man, never 
gonna go nowhere
       D                           
It's a bungle-jungle out there man,
      A
 some kid got mauled by a bear
E                              A
Surround sound in my own lair, I 
ain't goin' nowhere

      A
I got perimeter, motion, doggie 
door, mail call
A
Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes 
on
D
PIN code, keypad, relay, pepper 
spray
A
Homebase, interface, three-zone, 
plug 'n play
E
Infra-red, photocell, squad car, 
decibell
A
Choppers up, sonic boom, activate 
the panic room


G  O

       A
I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, 
Lipitor
A
Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
D
Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax
A
Plavix, Keflex, next day FedEx
E
Zithromax, Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax
A
Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em 
all

A
I ain't goin' nowhere man, never 
gonna go nowhere
    D                        A
I'm cuttin' my own hair man, nothin'
 I need out there
E                              A
Outside sunny but inside Cher, I 
ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere