Mean Old Man

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[Verse]
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I ain't from nowhere near Kentucky
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No right to sing them southern blues
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I'm from Toronty snowy city
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From a neighbohood of Jews
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Don't get no high from Blue Ridge 
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Mountains
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I don't get no buzz from Bowlin' 
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Green
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After a long day on the golf course
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I like to take a little steam
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[Chorus]
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That mean old man who gives the 
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plaitzas
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Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
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He hits so hard my skin is burning
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Well you should see the welts he 
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leaves
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That mean old man
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That mean old man

[Verse]
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They wanna play a little poker
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Promise me I won't lose my shirt
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Well every mensch, a Cuban smoker
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I can't sit down my butt still 
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hurts
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That mean old man

[Chorus]
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That mean old man, he's here on 
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Sundays
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And that's when all the regulars 
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show
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Turn up the heat, these are the fun 
days
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Hey it's my turn, I gotta go
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That mean old man

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That mean man