Press Pound

        A                       
This is hard for me to do, but I 
       D            A
can't seem to stop myself
           E                
I know you said that we were 
                     D
through, and here I am, I'm callin' 
you
              A          D A     
Please try to understand     I 
    D                   A
see myself as your lovin' man
             E                  
Whatever you think it is I lack, 
             D                   E
let's talk about it, call me back

[Chorus]
      D                       A   
Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if
     E
 you don't
      D                            
Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press
 A        E
 4 if you won't
      D                        A  
Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 
      E
if you trust
Press pound if you love me, or hang 
          A      D A
up if you must

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[Verse]
            A           D A
I have an unlimited plan    I 
              D           A
forward my calls everywhere
           E                       
I check my voicemail from the car 
         D                E
or at the pay phone in the bar
              A                    
I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, 
        D        A
I carry portable fax
        E                          
Instant message me on the train, I 
       D                  E
get my e-mails from the plane

[Chorus]
      D                            
Press 1 if you're remarried, press 
A           E
2 if you're gay
      D                       A   
Press 3 if you're dating that 
         E
prick from L.A.
      D                            
Press 5 if you're screaming, press 
A           E
6 if you're dead
Press pound if you love me, or hang 
      A     D A
up instead

[Solo]
                 A                 
I'm outside your house now, there's
          D         A
 not even one light on
                 E                 
Has there been a blackout, I don't 
                D                  
know, is that a police car, I 
  E
should go

[Chorus]
      D                         A 
Press 1 to press charges, press 2 
           E
to feel my pain
      D                          A
Press 3 to place an order, press 4
       E
 to restrain
      D                           
Press 5 for visiting hours, press 
A           E
6 for a day pass
Press pound if you love me, you sure
                       D      A
 look good through the glass