Wheaties Box

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[Verse]
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I can kick up my heels
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I can raise a glass to a good set 
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of wheels
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And I can ride a pony
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I can settle a score between a 
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couple of friends, no more
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And if I need to I can walk the walk
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And if you ask me I can talk the 
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talk
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And if I have to I'll stand tall 
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in these here socks
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But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

[Chorus]
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I can make a pie
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I can help pick out an outfit to 
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match the color of your eye
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And I can tie a roast
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I can make 4 different lunches and 
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not burn the toast
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And if I need to I can be a rock
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And if you ask me nice well I would
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 say just knock
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But if you give me the keys I can 
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unlock all of your locks
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But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

[Bridge]
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I may not be an Adonis
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I might not sink my putts like 
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Tiger Woods
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I may not have those washboard abs 
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but I sure can do the wash
       Am                D
And my ironing is pretty good

[Chorus]
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I can prune the plants
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I can stencil a whole floor and not
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 ruin my pants
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And I can glaze a room
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I can weave a wicked tablecloth on 
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my antique loom
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And if your cue is slippin' here 
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take my chalk
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And if you want a kung pao well let
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 me grease my wok
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And if you really gotta have those 
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Calloways I'll sell some stocks
         Am                    D
But I'll never, no I'll never

[Otro]
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Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e
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Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties