No No Song

C             F            G     
A lady that I know just came from 
C
Columbia,
  F                  C
she smiled because I did not 
understand.
                F
Then she held out some marijuana, ha
 ha!
  G7                     C
She said it was the best in all the 
land.

And I said,

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no 
more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes
 me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find 
the door.

C           F             G      
A woman that I know just came from 
 C
Majorca, in Spain.
  F                  C
She smiled because I did not 
understand.
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                  F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of
 cocaine,
  G7                    C
she said it was the finest in the 
land.

And I said...

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no 
more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes
 me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find 
the door.

C            F           
A man I know just came from 
G     C
Nashville, Tennessee, oh.
 F                  C
He smiled because I did not 
understand.
                   F
Then he held out some moonshine 
whiskey, oh ho,
 G7                      C
he said it was the best in all the 
land.

And I said..

C
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no 
more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes
 me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find 
the door.

Well, I said...

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no 
more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes
 me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find 
the door.