Hetero Heaven
Rio Baxter
I'm the devil himself
I escaped form hell
I snuck into heaven
But I'm not doing too well
All the people are drab
They call Jesus dad
They're all into Disney
And they say things are rad
What a truly awful thing to see
Heaven's full of straights
With no taste for finer things
Send me back to hell
I'm begging please
At least I'll be burning with some good people like me
They're all vanilla in bed
Guys think it's gross to give head
Thеy color code their children
And think it's gay to have friends
I can't believe that I came here
They never make women come here!
They have no real talent
But they sing all fucking day here
What a truly awful thing to see
Heaven's full of straights with no taste for finer things
Send me back to hell, I'm begging please
At least I'll be burning with some good people like me
Hell is full of poets, artists, singers, and the like
Hell is full of people who can keep you up all night
Hell is for the liberated, not the faint of heart
So lock those cunts in heaven, or I'll tear their shit apart
What a truly awful thing to see
Heaven's full of straights
With no taste for finer things
Send me back to hell, I'm begging please
At least I'll be burning with some good people like me