Get The Joke

Intro: Am   x4

Verse 1:
           Am
Put my hand on the Bible
Am
Doing it for liable
Dm
It's suing season
              E7
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Chorus:
Am                                
Sometimes you've got to get the 
           Dm
joke
g                                   
           C(add9) E7
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It's the only thing that keeps this 
bloke afloat
Am                                
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
    Dm

Fm                             C    
  E7 (break)
I can't change how it's wrote

Verse 2:
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke

 Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this 
bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

F7
When my ship comes in
E7
She'll be on it
Am
Eating a fresh kebab
D7
And I want it
G#7             G
And I want it now

(Scat) - play chorus

Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this 
bloke afloat
You get the tagger I the clum.
I can't change how it's wrote