Heavy Entertainment Show

Am  C  G  Am


[VERSE]
     Am      C          G     
Good evening chidren of cultural 
    Am
abandon
    Am             C             
You searched for a saviour, well 
G      E
here I am
    Am      C             G      
And all the best ones are dying 
      Am
off so quickly
      Am        C       E        
While I'm still here, enjoy me 
        Am
while you can

[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
    Am/F             Am/E
The charisma's non-negotiable
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
     Am/F              Am/E
I'm about to strip and you're my 
pole
C
We are so glorious
G                                 
Why not leave your job and come on
             A
 tour with us
         F
Before I drop dead and die

[VERSE]
     Am      C         G    
Good evening lovers of quality 
        Am
entertainment
     Am             C         
Good evening to the others that 
  G          E
don't know it
Am            C                 
Even you will leave here with a 
G             Am
T-shirt and a programme
      Am         C           
Got a house in L.A., I'm still 
  E
paying for it

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[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
     Am/F                Am/E
It's just the tip but no one will 
know
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
        Am/F                     
All the girls (Robbie!), all the 
Am/E
boys go (No!)
C
You are magnificent
G                                 
Maybe come on stage and be a part 
     A
of it
       F
I said maybe, baby, baby oh

[BRIDGE]
F    F/Bb      C           D#
Come leave the life you're living
F    F/Bb     C          D
Show me the light you're giving
G             C                  
I'll give it all, then a little 
    F       D
bit more, Oh-ohh..

[CHORUS]
         Am   Am/G  Am/F    Am/E
He would sell his   children
      Am  Am/G  Am/F    Am/E
For a hit in    Belgium
          C         G
God knows what he's done
             A   E
For a numer one

Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
          Am/F             Am/E
Where the more you see the less you 
know
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
         Am/F             Am/E
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
C
I am notorious
    G                            
For making all the crowd sing the 
       A
chorious
       F
I just made up that word

[BRIDGE]
F    F/Bb      C       D#
Come love the life I'm living
F     F/Bb     C       D
Bathe in the light I'm giving
G              C                 
He'll give it all and a little 
   F       D
bit more

[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
      Am/F            Am/E
I'm a volcano that's about to blow
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment 
Show
        Am/F            C  
This is how I'd like to say: 
  E  Am
Hello!..

[OUTRO]
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