How Peculiar

Intro: G Gm7 G Gm7

G     Gm7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C
How Peculiar
G         Gm7          G
I am all of the above babe,
Gm7                          G
Johnny long strokes to the grave
Gm7             D5          Bb5
saving all the stamps and spend
Eb5         C
it on a kettle
G          Gm7          G
Rub me rub me up right lovely
Gm7                          G
if you lick it then lick it battery
Gm7           D         Bb5         Eb5 C
good and properly all night if you want
Chorus:

G      D         Fsus2          Cadd9  G D
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Fsus2           Cadd9       G     D
I need for you to love me so much
Fsus2               Cadd9             A
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush?
Bb
Just get the old fella and whack it up
A
against her tush.

G    G7  G G7 G G7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C
How Peculiar
G            Gm7         G       Gm7
Bend your long legs against the sofa
G          Gm7          D         Bb5     Eb5     C
in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran.
I'm not into hard sports.
Chorus:

G          D          Fsus2       Cadd9  G D
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Fsus2              Cadd9           G      D
Jesus all the things my head is going through
Fsus2            Cadd9             A
God what am I gonna do with this crush?
Bb
Just whack the old man out and get it up
A
against her tush.
G G7 G G7 G G7 D Bb5 Eb5 C
How Peculiar
G                Gm7       G       Gm7       G
Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man
Gm7           D      Bb5      Eb5         C
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
D
How Peculiar.
G                     C/G
I am all of the above man I have what
G                     C/G
you want man if you want me here I am
G
Come an get it baby, oh!