Monsoon

F
 I've sung some songs that were lame
F
 I've slept with girls on the game
Gm
 I've got my Catholic shame
Gm
 Lord I'm in purgatory

(Percusion joins in from 'top', ring
 all chords from then, too.)

C                           Bb  
Basically, it's all come on top 
F   F
for me

Bridge
F
 I wasn't me when we met
F
 You haven't lost my respect
Bb/D
 I'm here to serve and protect
                Csus4 C Csus2
What shade of insanity

(Ring all chords from 'back'.)
C                 Bb     F  F
Keeps leading you ba-ack to me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on

Verse
F
 Don't wanna piss on your parade
F
 I'm here to make money and get laid
Continues after the ad
Gm
 Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
Gm                          C
 If you ain't sticking your kni-ives
 through me
(Ring all chords from '-ven-')
              Bb  F    F
You will be e-ven-tual-ly

F
 To all you Sharons and Michelles
F
 With all your tales to sell
Gm
 Save your meat money well
Gm                        C
 I'm glad that spending a ni-ight 
with me

(Ring all chords from '-le-')
                  Bb F   F
Guaranteed you ce-le-bri-ty

Bridge
F
 And I can't talk in a crowd
F
 When I'm alone I'm too loud
Bb/D
 You've done your daddy's proud
                          Csus4 C 
 Thank you for keeping me 
Csus2
co-om-pany
(Ring all chords from 'ni-ice')
       C           Bb     F  F
You've all been so ni-ice to me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on

Middle 8
Ebsus4 Eb    Ebsus4 Eb   Fsus4 
O-oh   Lor', I-I    feel no-   
F
othin'
Ebssu4 Eb        Ebsus4  Eb  Csus2 C
            Csus4 C
I-I    know much smarter men never 
got this  far

No percussion until 'much'
F
 I've got too many regrets
F
 I smoked too many cigarettes
Gm
I've had more blondes than brunettes
                       C
I'm not expecting your sympathy

(Ring all chords from 'much')
                      Bb   F   F 
(ring)
But it's all been too much for me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm7
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Bb
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on