Happy Holidays Yall

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There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up on mommas TV set
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An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita’s cigarette
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Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand
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Everyone is here this year, its Christmas time again

[Verse]

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You know the kids are in their sleeping bags with every kind of toy
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And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dad’s new La-Z-Boy
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Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree
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Sitting in his underwear drunk as he can be

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[Chorus]

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Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe
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When Santa Claus came knocking,  he looked like Uncle Joe
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Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol
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Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y’all

[Verse]

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Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe and Ken a socket set
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Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette
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Kay got Ken a Nordic Track and a new guitar for me
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Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD

[Chorus]

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Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts
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This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart
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Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll
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Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y’all
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We’re making mimosas on the deck and packing the U-Haul
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Merry Christmas everyone, God bless us one and all