INTRO:
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G C G F F / F# F# F# / G
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G C G F F / F# F# F# / G
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G C G F F / F# F# F# / G
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G C G F F / F# F# F# / G


VERSE:
 F        G
Well you told me that you weren't infectious
        D                        G
So I brought no precautions with me
         G
And you said your old man was in Texas
       A7                     D7
And anyway he'd forgotten his key
      G
So I put my cassette in your bathroom
      C
And threw all my clothes on your floor
 G                       D
Next thing I remember , door burts in and I
                          G
There I am caught in the raw


CHORUS:
      C
Blackmail
             G
You're blackmailing me
  D
Spongeing all my money
D
I don't think it's funny
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 D                          G C G F F / F# F# F# / G
Way you've been a badgering me

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G C G F F / F# F# F# / G


VERSE:
        G
So I'm hiding out in the basement
           D                         G
Wondering how on earth I'm gonna survive
 G
Well your old man hollers
                                  A7
I've got ten thousand dollars for you
                       D7
Coz I know you can provide
  G                             G
Leaving me with grounds for my divorce, yeah
  C
Pulls out his chequebook and starts to endorse
     G
Two benjamin franklins
       D
And before I can thank you mama
                                 G
Running out and tearing up the floor


CHORUS:
      C
Blackmail
             G
You're blackmailing me
 D
Rendering you a service
 D
Makes me feel real nervous
 D                           G
Trying to get me into your sceams

      C
Blackmail
             G
You're blackmailing me
  D
Spongeing all my money
D
I don't think it's funny
                  G
Way you done the dirty on me

      C
Blackmail
             G
You're blackmailing me
  D
Spongeing all my money
D
I don't think it's funny
                                G
The way you've been a badgering me, woh ohhhh

      C
Blackmail
         G
You're blackmailing me
  D
Spongeing all my money
D
I don't think it's funny
                             G
Way you,ve done the dirty on me -  FDE  OUT