Planet Schmanet Janet

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       C - Am
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    I'll tell you once, I won't 
         C
tell you twice.
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    You'd better wise up    Janet 
 C
Weiss.
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    Your apple pie   don't taste
     C
 too nice
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    You'd better wise up,    Janet 
  C
Weiss

    F                     C
    I've laid the seed it should be 
all you need
    Am
    You're as sensual as a pencil,
    Wound up like an E or a first 
string
    F                              
    When we made it, did you hear a
      F
 bell ring?

              C            Am     
    You got a block? Well, take my
   C
 advice
Am                  C   Am       
    You better wise up      Janet
 C      Am
 Weiss.
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    F              C
    The transducer will seduce ya.

    (My feet! I can't move my feet!)
    (My wheels! My God, I can't move
 my wheels!)
    (It's as if we're glued to the 
spot!)
    (You are! So quake with fear, 
you tiny fools!)
    (We're trapped!)

     Am
     It's something you'll get used 
to -
     F                         F
     A mental mind fuck can be nice.

    (You won't find Earth people 
quite the easy mark you imagine. 
This sonic
     transducer - it is, I suppose, 
some kind of audio-vibratory
     physio-molecular     transport 
device?)
    (You mean...?)
    (Yes, Brad, it's something we 
ourselves have been working on for 
quite
     some time. But it seems our 
friend here has found a means of 
perfecting
     it. A device which is capable 
of breaking down solid matter and 
then
     projecting it through space 
and, who knows, perhaps even time 
itself!)
    (You mean he's going to send us 
to another planet?)

    C       Am        C
    Planet, schmanet, Janet!
Am                  C  Am       
    You better wise up    Janet 
C
Weiss.
Am                  C   Am       
    You better wise up, build 
  C          Am
your thighs up, You better wise up

     Am           C
    (And then she cried out...)
    F
    STOP!

    F                     F      
    Don't get hot and flustered, use
C
 a bit of mustard

    C7       F                F  
    You're a hot dog, but you 
               C
better not try to hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    C7       F                F  
    You're a hot dog, but you 
               C
better not try to hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    C7
    You're a hot dog...