Dear Penis

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Dear Penis, I don't thing I like 
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you any more,
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You used to watch me shave, now 
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all you do is stare at the floor,
         G              A         
Oh dear penis, I don't like you 
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any more.
    G           A                 
 It used to be you and me, a paper
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 towel and a dirty magazine,
G               A             D
 That's all we needed, to get by.
 G               A                
 Now is seems things have changed,
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 and I think that you're the one to
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 blame dear penis
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         A             D
I don't like you any more.

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He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think
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 I like you any more,
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Cause when you get to drinking, 
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you put me places I've never been 
before.
       G              A         
 Dear Rodney I don't like you any 
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more.

 G                A          D
 Why can't get a grip on our man to 
hand relationship,
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 Come to terms with truly how we 
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feel.
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 If we put our heads together,  
we'd just stay home forever, dear 
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penis,
          A                D
I think I like you after all.
       G                   A      
Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, 
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shave my balls.