Just One Beer

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One beer then I'm gone.
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The ugliest women that I've laid 
eyes on.
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Got together and decided to come 
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here.
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They're not pretty, they're not 
small
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I don't give a damn at all.
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Tonight I'm only havin just one 
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beer.

[Chorus 1]
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Yeah tonight I'm only havin just 
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two beers.
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I don't mind the atmosphere in here.
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It feels so right, it must be wrong
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I know I can't stay too long.
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Tonight I'm only havin just two 
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beers.

[Verse]
Continues after the ad
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Three beers but no more. There's no 
way I'm drinkin four.
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My attitude's improvin with the 
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beer.
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I was mad but now I'm glad,
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The women in here they ain't so bad
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Tonight I'm only havin just three 
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beers.

[Chorus 2]
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Yeah tonight I'm only havin just 
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six beers.
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I kinda like the atmosphere in here.
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It feels so right It must be wrong.
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I know I can't stay too long.
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Tonight I'm only havin just six 
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beers.

[Verse]
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Twelve beers and I quit
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Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit
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I just spent my whole paycheck in 
here.
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I took a chance, I tried to dance,
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I threw up and pissed my pants.
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.one beer.

[Chorus 3]
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Yeah tonight I'm only havin just 
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one beer.
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At least that's what I said when I
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 got here.
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It felt so right, but it was wrong.
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I know that I'd stayed too long.
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I think I must have drank a 
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hundred beers.
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Now I wished I'd only had one beer.
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God I wished I'd never come in 
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here.