Shane

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My hair is kinda thinning
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I got a tooth thats kinda loose
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My belly is getting bigger
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Waist size is 42
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My prostates getting larger
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I pee more than I should
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My pecker feels like cotton
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When it use to feel like wood

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She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute
C
And even though she screws the pool 
boy
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
C
The other day she got some flowers 
not from me
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You know the flowers came from shane
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Who the fuck is shane

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I've lost a lot of money
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Gambling till I'm sick
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With a lot she's made
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On a corner turning tricks
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I know it sounds crazy
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To think thats what i let her do
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But if you saw the cash she's made
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I'd bet you let her to

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She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute
C
And even though she screws the pool 
boy
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
C
The other day she got some money not
 from me
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You know the money came from shane
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Who the fuck is shane

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Ain't it kinda funny how to people 
make it work
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Though unconventional nobodies 
getting hurt
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No no no no

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She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute
C
And even though she screws the pool 
boy
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
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The other day we got together me 
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and her
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And a goofy son bitch named shane