Shes Bitchin Again

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There she goes Bitching again
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Saying things she's heard from all 
her Friends
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It don't matter what I do or 
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where the Hell I been
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There goes and she's bitching again

[Verse 1]
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I could make a million dollars and 
put it In her purse
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Buy her a big ol' mansion and 
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things Would just get worse
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I could lasso her the moon and 
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put it in With all her stuff
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And she'd want to know where Neptune
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Was cause the moon ain't good enough

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[Chorus]
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There she goes Bitching again
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saying things she's heard From all 
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her friends
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It don't matter what I do or 
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where the Hell I been
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There she goes bitching again

[Verse 2]
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I could've painted the Sistine 
chapel
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I could've won a nobel prize
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Built the Great Wall there in China
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And that'd Be nothing in her eyes

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I could've wrote the whole dang 
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bible And read it to her twice
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And she'd Want to know why the yard
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Ain't mowed and the fridge don't 
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make No ice

[Chorus]
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There she goes and she's bitching 
again
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Saying things she's heard from 
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all her Friends
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It don't matter what I do or 
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where the Hell I been
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Here she comes and there she goes
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 Bitching again