Closer To Heaven

D                    A
I don’t like hummus, I hate long 
lines
C               G
Nosey neighbors and Venetian blinds
D                   A
Chirpy news anchors alter my mood
C                          G
I’m offended by buzzwords like 
awesome and dude
D                         A
I look like a train wreck I feel 
like a blob
C                       G
Til you get to know me you may think
 I’m a snob
        D         A           A6 
But I’m closer to heaven than 
       D
I’ve ever been

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I don’t eat sushi I don’t smoke 
grass
I don’t wear pajama’s I don’t drive 
fast
I hate idle gossip and wing tip 
shoes
Slick politicians give me the blues
I don’t like limo’s I don’t play 
golf
I don’t own a rifle that will blow 
your head off
But I’m closer to heaven than I’ve 
ever been

    Bm         D         Bm       
I’m riding the wave from cradle to 
 D
grave
    Bm          D       G        
I’m learning to feel my hands on 
    A
the wheel

I love my friends I love my wife
My four little babies are the light 
of my life
I love Sissy Spacek I love Guy Clark
All the biscuits and gravy I can eat
 with a fork
I don’t want to be famous who gives 
a damn
I just want to be happy wherever I 
am
And I’m closer to heaven than I’ve 
ever been
I’m closer to heaven than I’ve ever 
been