Drunk Pissed And Coked Up

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Drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn 
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me loose I'll whoop your ass
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a 
                        B7
lawnmower your ass is grass
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Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a 
 E                   A
damned good-lookin' too
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I'll whoop your ass and love your 
  B
woman
                           E
When Imma through whoopin' you


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[Verse 1]
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Yeah your momma told ya you was cute
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Big and handsome and all that stuff
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You got some skank to blow your skin
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And now you think you're tough


[Chorus/Outro]
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But boy I'm drunk, pissed, and 
               E
coked up, turn me loose I'll whoop 
your ass
E                                 
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a 
                      B7
lawnmower your ass is grass
 A                                 
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a 
 E                   A
damned good-lookin' too
                 E                
I'll whoop your ass and love your 
B
woman
                            E
When Imma through whoopin' you
                 A                
I'll whoop your ass and love your 
E
woman
 B                         A
When Imma through whoopin' you