If You're Gonna Be Dumb

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If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
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I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
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If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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I lit my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
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'Till all my pain was chicken fried
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And I had dudes with badges frisk me
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Teach me how to swallow pride

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I took advice no fool would take
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I got some habits I can't shake
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I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
D                                          G
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

                                          C  D
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
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That's the way it is in life and love
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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I've been up and down and down and out
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I've been left and right and wrong
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Well I walk the walk and run my mouth
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Been on that short end for too long
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Well if they gave medals for honky-tonk wars
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Hell I'd keep mine in my chest of drawers
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With my IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
D                                         G
Hell If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
                                     C
If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
D                                          G
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up

(final)
                                          C  D
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
                                                G
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
                                          C                         D
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
                                           G
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough