The Everclear Song

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Everyday in lunch in high school
       D
And all my senior year,
                              C    
I'd drink my coca-cola with a touch
         G
 of everclear.
                             D
I didn't have to study math, science
 or history,
                                 C 
I'd have a chemical flashback to 
           G
jog my memory.
                               D
My junior year I swore I loved sweet
 miss Sherry Ann
One night I put some everclear in 
    C           G
her dr. pepper can.
  C
I thought it would make her easy,
G
But she took it pretty hard
           D
I took her home and rang her 
doorbell,
           C              G
Left her laying in the yard.

CHORUS
C                G
Tequila dries me out,
C                       G
And beer just makes me fat,
D
Whiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  G
Tell me who the hell needs that.
G
If you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     D
The answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C
It's called everclear.

Riff 1 x2

G
I remember my church picnic
        D
In the spring of '89

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They had four fresh watermelons,
C                         G
Sliced right off the vine.

When the bowed their heads
D
Giving Grace for the food,

I pulled out my bottle,
           C             G
And I soaked them melons good.

They never knew what hit em,
         D
When the potion went to work,

They had grandmas doing backflips,
         C                G
Grandpas looking up their skirts.
          C
They were singing hallelujah,
    G
And Willie Nelson songs.
            D
My preacher said it was the best 
dang picnic
         C
That the Baptists have ever thrown.

CHORUS
C                G
Tequila dries me out,
C                       G
And beer just makes me fat,
D
Whiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  G
Tell me who the hell needs that.
G
If you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     D
The answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C
It's called everclear.

G  O
Play RIFF 1, 3 times

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Well now I'm drinking everclear,
             D
Thinking I'm king of this whole 
world

I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne,
C                  G
Cooler than Steve Earl.
G                      D
Till I wake up and I'm face down in 
the hall,
And I'm completely naked for a 
C              G
reason I can't recall
G                            D
I'm kinda sorta thinkin that maybe I
 met a chick

Cause there is perfume in the air
             C             G
And there is lipstick on my neck
       C
Well I hope that she was pretty,
      G
And I hope that she was kind
D
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere
        C
They're easy to find

CHORUS
C                G
Tequila dries me out,
C                       G
And beer just makes me fat,
D
Whiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  G
Tell me who the hell needs that.
G
If you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     D
The answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C
It's called everclear.