Why Do You Have Kids

A      C        A     C
Why do you have kids?
A       C        A        C
Why did you make children?
D
Falling asleep standing up on the 
corner
     E
With cigarette ash falling in the 
stroller
A      C        A     C
Why do you have kids?
A       C        A        C
Why did you make children?
    D
You gave all baby daddys money for 
food
       E
To the dead eyed street 
pharmaceutical dude

[Chorus]
A                G
Accidents having accidents
    C                     E
Now mother like daughter, father 
like son
E
R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, 
honey
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E                  D
You've got nothing to look up or 
forward to

[Verse 2]
A      C        A     C
Why do you have kids?
A       C        A        C
Why did you make children?
    D
You beat your son at the grocery 
store
           E
Because he cried a little when his 
eyes were sore
A C A C
Why?

[Interlude]
A C A C

[Bridge]
D
Baby runs around shoeless outside
      E
While mama's dressed to the junkyard
 nines
D
Feed them garbage so they stop 
crying
             E
They'll look just like you in no 
time

[Chorus]
A                G
Accidents having accidents
    C                     E
Now mother like daughter, father 
like son
E
R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, 
honey
A                  D
You've got nothing to look up or 
forward to
    A        C       A       C   
The Kids got nothing to look up 
  A       C  A C
or forward to
    A        C       A       C   
The kids got nothing to look up 
  A       C  A C
or forward to
A C A C
No