Young Lady, You're Scaring Me

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[Riff 1 Variação]

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  Let’s get a house, you and me and your twelve cats
           A
We’ll put mirrors on the ceiling
               E
We’ll have a bunk bed by the bath
      E                      D
You’ll line my mattress with nails
                  A                                   E
One for every time something psycho came out of your mouth
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  Your cavern eyes are preying
D
  Your scarlet lips half saying
  A                                   E
A sales pitch for the circus in your mind

[Chorus]

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  Young lady, you’re scaring me

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[Riff]

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D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff 1]

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  Dumbbell right to the temple
D
  Carry me to your shrine
    A                                             E
Dedicated to the prince of the last of your nine lives
E                            D
  She waited in the darkest corner all night
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Until I closed up shop, I turned out the lights
E                          D
  Then she begged for me to drive her home
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I thought about the Kensington Strangler as I was about to say no

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When we pulled up to her bleeding dollhouse
                            A
She said, “Park behind the hearse”
                                          E
I said, “No need, get out and take your purse”

[Chorus]

D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

D              A                 E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

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  Remember that time you wrote me two hundred letters
      A                 E
Never once to a single reply
E                                D
  Remember they all referenced a love that wasn’t real
                A                            E
Considering we talked maybe one or two times

[Chorus]

D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

D              A                 E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff 1]

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