Young Lady, You're Scaring Me

[Intro] E  D  A  E


[Riff 1]
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[Riff 1 variação]
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E                              D
  Let’s get a house, you and me and 
your twelve cats
           A
We’ll put mirrors on the ceiling
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We’ll have a bunk bed by the bath
      E                      D
You’ll line my mattress with nails
                  A                
One for every time something psycho
                   E
 came out of your mouth
E
  Your cavern eyes are preying
D
  Your scarlet lips half saying
  A                                
A sales pitch for the circus in 
   E
your mind

[Chorus]

D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]
Continues after the ad

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D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff 1]

E
  Dumbbell right to the temple
D
  Carry me to your shrine
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Dedicated to the prince of the last
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 of your nine lives
E                            D
  She waited in the darkest corner 
all night
          A                        
Until I closed up shop, I turned 
       E
out the lights
E                          D
  Then she begged for me to drive 
her home
                     A        
I thought about the Kensington 
                      E
Strangler as I was about to say no

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  E                              
When we pulled up to her bleeding 
  D
dollhouse
                            A
She said, “Park behind the hearse”
I said, “No need, get out and take 
       E
your purse”

[Chorus]

D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

D              A                 E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

E                                
  Remember that time you wrote me 
D
two hundred letters
      A                 E
Never once to a single reply
E                                
  Remember they all referenced a 
D
love that wasn’t real
                A                  
Considering we talked maybe one or 
          E
two times

[Chorus]
D               A                E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff]

D              A                 E
  Young lady, you’re scaring me

[Riff 1]

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